Completely age-inapropriate

Thinks I like that no self-respecting 43 year old should:

• Hello Kitty. Particularly things like This. Yes, I dress like a toddler.
• Glee.
• Biscoff Spread. Yeah, Nutella who? This stuff makes Nutella look like... well, something not as delicious as Biscoff. Try the crunchy.
• Movies targeted to teenagers, from any era. Like Sixteen Candles, Juno, Pitch Perfect, or anything of that vein. Extra points for John Cusack.